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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Meet the Spartans..... | 7:08 PM

Ok i just came back from watching this movie....yes they actually made a comedy version of the 300 and its time i give it a review...yes its actually quite smart and super funny to make the all mighty king leonides do some silly shit...but then again...this movie is not worth the money im paying for to watch it....i would rather download it....and i'll tell u why if u read on....ok....so i spent 10.50USD for the ticket...which is approximately RM34.00....thats without student discount...we could and should have gotten tickets from the counter so we could get discounts...its entirely our fault fro not showing early and by the time we got there the line was extremely long and the movie starts in about 10 minutes...so we got the tickets off a machine which is so much more expensive...usually tickets only cost us 8 bucks with student discounts...anyways...so let me tell u how the movie goes...the starting was pretty funny....remember how they inspect every baby that were born...and the good ones they kept the rest they throw them off...they replace the baby with lil shrek...Yes i said lil Shrek....and he also puked all over the guy that was inspecting him xP...he was toss away anyways and finally the right baby leonides with a mustache on....that thing was super cute they even put mucles to the baby...LMAO....then the replace the BIG BAD WOLF with a chubby doll lookin penguin which i think is super retarted...they also have the usual "classic" moment where King leonides says"This is madness ? This is SPARTAAAA and he kicks the Persian messenger down to the "Pit of Death"....this part is awesome....i like how they kick so many people down the pit including BRITNEY SPEARS....LOL....yes those are some good parts of the show....they also replace ZERXES with a big fat guy that i cant seem to remember his name which i toltally like cause its stupid and funny cause he had huge piercings all over his body and his nipple fell off....but here comes the bad part....the replace the fights with break dancing....the idea toltally turns me off....its terrible....secondly they turn ZERXES into a retarted looking transformer cause he found the BOX.....that is the worst part of the movie.....completely destroys the movie...the third worst part was i think the ending where this blind fat ass spartan leads the rest of the 30,000 spartans away from battlefield and into rehabilitation center where lindsay lohan just came out of....and they knock the shit out of her.....which i think its funny but then if u wan to make comedy out of a extreme action packed movie like 300....i would say they over did it and its destroys the movie....i've seen alot of movies similar to this one where they took the idea from another movie and make a comedy out of it like the Scary movies 1,2,3 and 4....they are pretty well done....so the bottom line is....i would rate this movie a 5 out of 10....only watchable...ahaha...thx for readin....leave comments thank you

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